Angry Dolls

This great quirky gift is sure to make anyone chuckle.  It comes boxed and with a poem card that reads 

This is a gift for when you need revenge and you are mad as hell

When you need to vent your anger, smash things, swear and yell

When someone's done wrong by you, cheated, stole or more

And you need to get one up on them and even up the score

Grab its hair and swing it round, then bang it against the door

Poke your fingers in its eyes and drop it on the floor

And while you vent your frustration, picture your nemesis

And if you curse them enough, hopefully they'll end up like this

Each one is slightly different and colours may vary.