A Little Bag of PMS

This is a little bag of PMS.  The poem reads:

This bag holds everythingyou need to protect you from PMS

And when you're going off on one, just put it to the test

Pop it in your pocket, handbag or a purse

And ask the angels to help you out, try it it couldn't be worse

The bag contains:

• turtle - endurance
• moon - female divine energy
• infinity - full cycle
• frog - fertility
• believe - believe in yourself
• butterfly - feriltiy of the earth

Gemstones

• jasper - beauty
• garnet - self esteem
• hematite - relieves impurities in blood
• opalite - stabilizes mood swings
• carnelian - health
• moonstone - eases pms